Showing posts with label PETA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PETA. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Sea Kittens Are Invading My Site
Create Your Own Sea Kitten at peta.org!
PETA has somehow hijacked this blog and dropped off an unwanted guest. Meet Ilbert Oppenheimer II. Known for moshing undersea, he has gone a quest to get a hold of several CBGB pictures and the last Ramones vinyl. Save me from the Sea Kittens Ahh!!!!
Sunday, January 18, 2009
More PETA Whackiness
I think for 2009, PETA just won the award for "easiest organization to make fun of". Here we go again with more antics from PETA. Now they wish to call fish, sea kittens.
Ironic isn't it? The one specie of animal that wishes to advert its attention away from water will share the same name as the animal in the water. Oh wait that is George W. Bush. This weirdness only brings up the question of their own ethics. Why is this considered ethical? They robbed me of 30 seconds of pertinent news.
So if sea kittens is the new buzzword for sea fish then I guess I ate a bunch of sea kittens for dinner. Man raw sea kittens is the best thing since slice bread. Perhaps I could roll with this, but I think I will scathe by with a PG rating.
Ironic isn't it? The one specie of animal that wishes to advert its attention away from water will share the same name as the animal in the water. Oh wait that is George W. Bush. This weirdness only brings up the question of their own ethics. Why is this considered ethical? They robbed me of 30 seconds of pertinent news.
So if sea kittens is the new buzzword for sea fish then I guess I ate a bunch of sea kittens for dinner. Man raw sea kittens is the best thing since slice bread. Perhaps I could roll with this, but I think I will scathe by with a PG rating.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
140 Year Old Lobster Freed By PETA
One can only come to awe nature. It is a apparent that the end to things come is the ultimate conclusion in life. To deny this is strange, to rebel against this is a feat itself.
Enter one 140 year old lobster and a 5 star restraunt vs. animal "rights" organization PETA into the mix and you have heliarity in the making. Since yahoo christianed the crustation, George, he will be refered by his alias rather than "the lobster". This is funny stuff so I might as well roll with it.
George has taken up residence in the Big Apple was under the sea one day when some NY lobster fishermen... ahem ( this is the PETA version)... the nafarious crab harvesters from Maine decided it was high time to take him to resturant row!
Who would saved ourhero George from the evil clutches of City Crab and Seafood Inc. Where was Nemo in his time of need?
Signal the trumpets!!! Do do do PETA Power!
"He is, well, 3 centuries in human years! Well it isn't like someone he will miss him if he goes to the deep friar. The thing that matters as that we're here"
PETA is actually a organization with a long record of contradiction. While they have a history of saving animals, in actuality, they have actually put "to sleep" over 75% of the animals they save. Kind of makes you wonder what's the point of having a animal organization that fails to save animals.
Getting back to George, thanks to PETA he went to live out the rest of his days in a retirement home for lobsters in the sea. Since then he has made plenty of friends and often plays chess, shuffleboard, and backgammon with them. Now he lives happily in the sea of Maine. Thank you PETA; we trust in your knowledge that some guy who just wanted a bite to eat cannot have the 140 year old George. They will still eat another lobster so what was the point?
Enter one 140 year old lobster and a 5 star restraunt vs. animal "rights" organization PETA into the mix and you have heliarity in the making. Since yahoo christianed the crustation, George, he will be refered by his alias rather than "the lobster". This is funny stuff so I might as well roll with it.
George has taken up residence in the Big Apple was under the sea one day when some NY lobster fishermen... ahem ( this is the PETA version)... the nafarious crab harvesters from Maine decided it was high time to take him to resturant row!
Who would saved ourhero George from the evil clutches of City Crab and Seafood Inc. Where was Nemo in his time of need?
Signal the trumpets!!! Do do do PETA Power!
"He is, well, 3 centuries in human years! Well it isn't like someone he will miss him if he goes to the deep friar. The thing that matters as that we're here"
PETA is actually a organization with a long record of contradiction. While they have a history of saving animals, in actuality, they have actually put "to sleep" over 75% of the animals they save. Kind of makes you wonder what's the point of having a animal organization that fails to save animals.
Getting back to George, thanks to PETA he went to live out the rest of his days in a retirement home for lobsters in the sea. Since then he has made plenty of friends and often plays chess, shuffleboard, and backgammon with them. Now he lives happily in the sea of Maine. Thank you PETA; we trust in your knowledge that some guy who just wanted a bite to eat cannot have the 140 year old George. They will still eat another lobster so what was the point?
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